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Windows 8? No thanks, I’d rather get on with some work…

February 13th, 2013 No comments

I wanted to like it, I really did. But Windows 8 promised much and delivered only disappointment. Windows 7 is much better, and is going back on all my PCs.

Here’s the new features of Windows 8:

  1. A confusing start menu
  2. The inability to perform a single search across all documents, and data stored in Outlook and OneNote.
  3. Faster startup

In other words, Microsoft is inviting its users to:

  1. Spend money on a new operating system
  2. Spend time and money installing a new operating system
  3. Wave bye-bye to a remarkably useful piece of business functionality, thus making one’s working life less efficient

No thanks, Microsoft. Seriously, it’s OK. You do it if you want to, I’ll just stick with this much more useful set of stuff you used to offer me, when you appeared to care how efficiently I worked.

And what does Microsoft have to say on the matter? Essentially this… “people didn’t use it, so we removed it”.

So much for intelligence… in both senses of the word.

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Achieving Greatness is a Thing of the Past

March 11th, 2011 No comments

When John F. Kennedy announced the Apollo manned moon landing project, some thought it was impossible. Others thought it was a waste of money. But still it happened. Hundreds of thousands of people worked for the next decade to achieve the goal, stretching science and engineering to incredible new heights, and the achievement inspired generations of children to become scientists and continue the exploration of our universe. All this from strong, inspirational, visionary leadership.

When Barack Obama cancelled funding for the nine-year-old Constellation programme to continue human exploration of space, he pronounced it “over budget, behind schedule, and lacking in innovation”. He didn’t replace it with anything, let alone something inspirational. The project was born in the George W. Bush era, which speaks volumes. Instead of a clear, singular, ambitious goal from a strong leader, the programme seemed broad and woolly, and didn’t really make much of an impact with the press or public. Now the only hope for humanity’s further exploration of space seems to rest with India and China.

I was born at the end of the 1960s, and grew up in the 1970s and 1980s. I was brought into a world which had just achieved something incredible, and was looking forward to even more. As a child I loved Arthurian legend, where great things were achieved against all odds by heroic figures who were pure of heart and driven by a single-minded mission. I learned from Mister Benn about helping and being nice to people and improving one’s world through one’s actions. I watched Tomorrow’s World present new and wonderful innovations which would change all our lives for the better. I grew up watching Star Trek, in which mankind’s future had consigned war to the history books and was going to be dedicated to exploration and learning and discovery. I remember the Apollo 11 moon landing only as something people were still talking about a few years after it happened – which in turn shows just what an impression it had made on the public. I watched with excitement the development of the Space Shuttle, its atmospheric tests on the back of a 747, and its first orbital test flight in 1981. I watched as the International Space Station was built, to the yawns and boredom of the public. I watched as politicians increasingly became bogged down in the mire of their own self-interested, corrupt, short-termist dogma, and devoid of vision or grand designs. I watched as everything became less great, less inspiring and less impressive than my childhood aspirations. I watched the world become devoid of greatness. I am one of the generation of the disappointed. This is not the future we were promised.

So perhaps all that’s left to us, the grown-up children of a once inquisitive, innovative and aspirational world, is the robotic, astronomical and theoretical exploration of the universe. Even great projects such as the Large Hadron Collider at CERN – have been dogged by public cynicism, scepticism and complaints of wasted money as well as the occasional technical problem and, ultimately, nothing yet that can be held up to the public as useful results.

Of course the Apollo Programme wasn’t the first great thing humanity ever did. Unfortunately it may have been the last. Everything else we’ve done for the last forty years is either market-led evolution in communication, like mobile phones and the Internet, or sticking plasters over self-inflicted wounds, like action on third-world debt or banning of landmines. We give Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize before he’s ever contributed one iota towards world peace, while wars continue to rage in many places around the world. We read newspapers which love to tell us how we fail, as a society, to do anything to rectify the things we moan about. We hope for greatness instead of aspiring to it and actively pursuing it.

What I’d really like Barack Obama to do (or someone else with vision, determination and inspirational leadership) is set America and the world on a new path toward something genuinely great. Something that some say is impossible. Something that coordinates the efforts of many hundreds of thousands of people in many countries to achieve incredible things. Something that inspires future generations. Something like “We choose to solve the problem of world poverty in this decade, not because it is easy, but because it is hard”. Or climate change & sustainable energy – that must be solvable with the right leadership & vision. And there’s the problem.

Even if I live for another fifty years, I’m guessing that the overwhelming emotion I’ll be feeling on my death bed will be disappointment.

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Belkin – probably the worst brand in the world

June 11th, 2009 No comments

Just a quick public information notice: Belkin makes the most unreliable, poorly designed, unmitigated rubbish in the world. It’s true. I have owned several items by Belkin, none of which has ever worked properly, and have always given them the benefit of the doubt. But the Belkin Vision N1 router is the last Belkin device I shall ever own. It crashes all the time and I can’t keep a wireless connection for more than 20 minutes or so before it overheats and freezes. They can have it back through their office windows for all I care. I should sue for the amount of lost time and stress Belkin has caused me. None of their products work properly, or at least work for long. The USB hubs regularly need to be unplugged from the mains and reconnected just so they recognise the devices plugged into them. If it says Belkin, just don’t go there. Please. Perhaps then Belkin will actually take notice and produce something decent for once. Companies like this just don’t deserve to exist.

Please note: You still run your own life, even though you've read bits & pieces from this blog. Take whatever legal advice you need from a professional and follow the course of action you deem best in your own personal circumstances. Though it shouldn't even need to be said, I cannot and will not be held responsible if you should take my words as advice and incur consequential losses. You're responsible for your own life and actions. Face up to those responsibilities, and good luck.

Chat Bots, Artificial Intelligence and Techno-Geeks

March 18th, 2008 No comments

Oh I just love technology. It’s all soooooo sweet the way it desperately tries to please us, like an overenthusiastic puppy that covers you in canine saliva and humps your leg energetically. Actually of course it’s the techno-geeks who create the technology who are projecting their desire to please onto their mechanoid creations. Unfortunately it all gets perverted by the marketing people.

Take the new trend in ChatBots, for example. Yes, as the name might suggest, it’s a software robot that sits chatting on MSN Messenger (or Live Messenger as it has become). Of course what it can chat about is strictly limited by its programming. However, you should at least have some hope that it knows something about its chosen subject. To extend the example, here’s a conversation I had with the robot entitled “My Fashionable Life” which claims to have “Answers for all of your fashion and beauty questions”.

Jon says:
hello
My Fashionable Life says:
Hello Jon! Welcome to My Fashionable Life, brought to you by CLEAN & CLEAR®.

To check out the info I have on the newest CLEAN & CLEAR® skincare line, just type “CLEAN & CLEAR.”
Jon says:
what is empire line?
My Fashionable Life says:
That’s a bit beyond my expertise. Please try asking me another way, or type “?” to see examples of questions I can answer.

Jon says:
what is a pencil skirt?
My Fashionable Life says:
Hi again, Jon. Check out the info I have on the newest CLEAN & CLEAR® skincare line! Just type “CLEAN & CLEAR.”

Type “home” to see everything I can do or just ask me a question!

Sorry, I know about skirts, but I don’t understand your question. Can you try rephrasing it? Or, to see all of my fashion info type “fashion tips.”

I have a ton of new makeup demos. Type “demos.” and check them out!

Jon says:
what is this season’s colour?
My Fashionable Life says:
That’s a bit beyond my expertise. Please try asking me another way, or type “?” to see examples of questions I can answer.

Jon says:
which fashion house does karl lagerfeld work for?
My Fashionable Life says:
You’ve totally confused me! Please try asking me another way, or type “?” to see examples of questions I can answer.

Oh dear. All my fashion & beauty questions? No, it’s just a gimmick conceived by marketing people to sell more “CLEAN & CLEAR® skincare” products. Will it work? I very much doubt it. But undoubtedly there is a small, dark office somewhere, where, slaving away over a hot keyboard in a little alcove, there’s a techno-geek who’s very proud of his creation, and imagining how much pleasure and life-improving goodness he’s bringing to millions. Ahhhh. Bless.

To enjoy the same magical experience, add “[email protected]” to your MSN or Live Messenger.

Please note: You still run your own life, even though you've read bits & pieces from this blog. Take whatever legal advice you need from a professional and follow the course of action you deem best in your own personal circumstances. Though it shouldn't even need to be said, I cannot and will not be held responsible if you should take my words as advice and incur consequential losses. You're responsible for your own life and actions. Face up to those responsibilities, and good luck.

Rising Technophobia

October 13th, 2007 No comments

I used to get most frustrated with people. People are, after all, apt to do things that prevent our own smooth motion through existence. Don’t get me wrong, they can be fabulous too; but by and large, frustrating.

These days it’s more and more the fault of technology. But since technology is created by people, doesn’t it ultimately amount to the same thing?

For example, right now I’m coping with: Read more…

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